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They Called Her Carnage
There was a stretch of Highway out on Route 66', just pass the turnpike for YellowDog, now that there piece of Highway was dangerous to drive on at the best of times, but once every three years, on the 8th of July for the exact period of 18 hours, that road was Death......thats where "BadAss Ruth" was run of the road by some drunken miners, she lay there for exactly 18 hours before dying, no one stopped to help her as she lay there screaming, the miners couldn't get her out of the car because of the wreckage, and when they smelt gas and seen that thin tendril of smoke ignite into flame, they ran, they ran like gutless chickens, straight for home....now what they didn't know is that thar little flame stayed that way for a long time, with "BadAss Ruth" cursing like a trooper at everything to do with miners and their kin, then with a little whiff of wind, that thar flame ignited that gas and whoosh "BadAss Ruth" was no more......she comes back every three years to exact her revenge on them thar miners, who are now long gone and buried, so now she takes it out on every driver that trails that highway.....screaming up behind you in that yellow Mustang of hers, it sounds like the very Hounds of Hell have been unleashed on your ass.....you look in the rearview mirror, and sure enough theirs "BadAss Ruth" doing her thing, doing her levelheaded best to run you straight of that thar ole Highway straight into Hell....she'll do this for the full 18 hours it took her to die, then with a burning of rubber, a squealin' of tyres, and a lingering soul reaching cry of "I'll be back"....she's gone......I tell you this story,not to scare you, or pass on a old ghost story, for I've seen "BadAss Ruth" in all her glory, and I'm a trying to warn you to stay of that thar stretch of highway on the 8th of July, no matter which year it is, cos you'll never know when the next three years is up, if you're not from around these parts....If you do happen to travel it, keep a sharp weather eye open for Ole "BadAss Ruth" coming tearing up behind yer'.....don't say yer weren't warned......Ha Ha Ha
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Well thats that folks, hope you enjoy the screenshot as much as I had making it, and the true tale from the Crypt to boot...see yer soon, if ole Ruthie doesn't get yer' first.....The Thug
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Comment #1 Tuesday, December 9, 2008 8:09 AM