Job got you stressed out? Co-workers driving you nuts? Does the stress of Skinnin' have you on edge?
If you answered yes to any of these, let me introduce you to...
Martian Popper
This funny guy will keep you in stitches.
Simply squeeze the base and his eyes, nose and ears pop out!
Follow these instructions for immediate stress relief:
1. Squeeze
2. Laugh
3. Repeat
Note: There are 2 versions included, 1 for full screen use (1600x1000) and 1 for tiled use (336x210).
Tiled version comes in handy for those times when you need an army of stress relief.
(when running the tile version, make sure to choose "tile" in the positioning section of desktop background)
Created with 3dsMax.
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LinkWarning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Martian Popper.
Caution: Martian Popper Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Martian Popper on concrete.
Discontinue use of Martian Popper if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Martian Popper begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Martian Popper may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Martian Popper should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers, Frig'em'all Incorporated LLC, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Martian Popper include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt Martian Popper.
Martian Popper comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Martian Popper...ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
Comment #1 Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:45 PM